A few days ago, someone asked me what some of my favorites were from the new Alien Archive 2 for the Starfinder roleplaying game. Now, here I am making a list of what I feel are the best entries from Alien Archive 2.
Starfinder Alien Archive 2
OK, I’ve given humanity exactly what they requested from me: my favorites from Alien Archive 2. But, now, we need to make something clear: I heard the question and considered it, but the decision to write this list came down to me and me alone. In fact, there’s a chance that I was subconsciously thinking about the Alien Archive 2 and the question didn’t exactly give me the idea as much as surface it.
What I’m saying is: Nerds on Earth is not necessarily in the business of outsourcing our article selection. As in, we don’t do requests. As in, don’t get used to this, okay? Because this is it. We’ll give you want you want this one time but the party ends here.
We say this because ever since we wrote about Starfinder as a joke–that’s right, it was a joke! A joke ON YOU!–we know there have been rumblings in The Drift–our Facebook group dedicated to Starfinder–about how you’d like even more Starfinder content out of us because you love the game so much. That’s how obstinate we are, people: we won’t even link that existing Starfinder content a second time. Not even if you beg us. Because we are unmovable.
I’m like a brick wall. People always tell me that. They say, “Talking to you all is like talking to a brick wall.” Which we take as a compliment concerning my strength, which is +3 by the way. And also my attractiveness, given that brick is a very beautiful building material. In certain cases, at least. Maybe not in some of the suburban architecture of the mid-fifties. But then again, those homes have a certain nostalgic beauty in a way. There’s a pure American warmth to them, isn’t there?
What were we talking about? Right: how I’m not a pushover and you can’t boss me around and tell me what to write about! So enjoy your Starfinder list from Alien Archive 2, because after this one, all things are returning to normalcy and you’ll see just how firm in my convictions I am!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to roll up an Uplifted Bear.